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Vulcus

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[EPIC] Chat Logs
« on: 31 December, 2009, 06:18:50 am »
hi, post your funny steam/gmod/etc chat logs, epic only plz

10:14 PM - Vulcus: :v
10:15 PM - Vulcus: all i have to say is:
10:15 PM - Vulcus: lolpwned
10:15 PM - Vulcus: c:
10:15 PM - The Jukebox: I didn't wanna be an admin.
10:15 PM - The Jukebox: Because.
10:15 PM - The Jukebox: Rockstar's a dick.
10:15 PM - Vulcus: u
10:16 PM - Vulcus: ya
10:16 PM - Vulcus: well
10:16 PM - Vulcus: Rockstar actually wanted me to be an admin :V
10:16 PM - Vulcus: he kind of just added you..
10:16 PM - The Jukebox: ...
10:16 PM - Vulcus: cuz..
10:16 PM - Vulcus: y'know
10:16 PM - Vulcus: you were one of teh 1st members
10:16 PM - The Jukebox: He added me because he wanted to cyber with me.
10:16 PM - Vulcus: ya
10:16 PM - Vulcus: and that
10:17 PM - Vulcus: and to think he's cybering with a guy whose IRL persona consists of an australian who rams knives into beautiful womens' vaginas
10:17 PM - Vulcus: :V

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #1 on: 31 December, 2009, 08:40:45 am »
Now, now vulcus. I do beleve there is a fast threads section in these forums.

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #2 on: 31 December, 2009, 14:34:53 pm »
There be.


RockstarHilbilly

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #3 on: 31 December, 2009, 19:21:35 pm »
I DO NOT WANT TO CYBER!

Vulcus

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #4 on: 01 January, 2010, 00:11:13 am »
4:05 PM - teh eggman: Necro'ing as usual I see?
4:06 PM - Spartacus: Turn the over to three-fifty at seven.
4:07 PM - teh eggman: turn the oven to nine-thousand at one.
4:07 PM - teh eggman: u c wat i did thar?
4:07 PM - Spartacus: Yes.
4:07 PM - Spartacus: But that Sir.
4:08 PM - Spartacus: Would not be over nine-thousand.
4:08 PM - teh eggman: that would be
4:08 PM - Spartacus: That would BE nine-thousand.
4:08 PM - Spartacus: FAG.
4:08 PM - teh eggman: no
4:08 PM - teh eggman: 9001
4:08 PM - Spartacus: TITS OR GTFO
4:08 PM - teh eggman: if u c'd wat i did thar
4:10 PM - teh eggman: than u wuld have seen wat i did thar
4:10 PM - teh eggman: fgt

Don't leave me hangin' bros., post your logs plz

Soul-Chicken

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #5 on: 03 January, 2010, 01:49:17 am »
2:37 PM - Rockstarhilbily: I Love you Soul, I really Do.
2:38 PM - SoulChicken: </3

Hurr Owned
« Last Edit: 04 January, 2010, 15:43:04 pm by Soul-Chicken »

RockstarHilbilly

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #6 on: 03 January, 2010, 17:16:47 pm »
Forged logs are forged.
« Last Edit: 26 January, 2010, 02:11:54 am by RockstarHilbilly »

Vulcus

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #7 on: 03 January, 2010, 18:37:30 pm »
Cool

story

, bro

Vulcus

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #8 on: 14 January, 2010, 06:33:53 am »
-NOTE- May be mildly offensive

1:23 AM - vulcus: WTB COOKIE STFU PLZ 5G
1:23 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: btw
1:23 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: abrams r gay
1:23 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: d
1:23 AM - vulcus: at least we dont ride into battle on horses, canadafag
1:23 AM - vulcus: :V
1:24 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: you're right, but we don't either
1:24 AM - vulcus: ya u d00
1:24 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: we ride into battle with the best tanks in da world
1:24 AM - vulcus: i know
1:24 AM - vulcus: smaller countries have better tanks
1:24 AM - vulcus: its a fact
1:24 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: it's not that
1:24 AM - vulcus: ur
1:24 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: it's the fact that we use the best equipment from around the world
1:25 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: which is why we are technologically superior military-wise
1:25 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: ya
1:26 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: ya
1:26 AM - vulcus: thenw
1:26 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: wat
1:26 AM - vulcus: Dude
1:26 AM - vulcus: NIGERIA HAS MORE Fucking troops than you
1:26 AM - vulcus: :V
1:26 AM - vulcus: FUCKING
1:26 AM - vulcus: NIGERIA
1:27 AM - vulcus: I MEAN
1:27 AM - vulcus: SRSLY
1:27 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: so
1:27 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: nigeria has a poorly trained army
1:27 AM - vulcus: THATS OFF THE HOOK CRAZAY
1:27 AM - vulcus: DUDE
1:27 AM - vulcus: BRO
1:27 AM - vulcus: THIS PARTY IS SICK
1:27 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: owned
1:28 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: niggeria can hav all da niggaz in da world
1:28 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: and we'd still win
1:29 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: nigga
1:29 AM - vulcus: :V
1:30 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: ya
1:30 AM - vulcus:

1:30 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: nigerian anthem
1:30 AM - AND THEN I WAS BACON: i know
1:31 AM - vulcus: I FUCKING LOL'D

Like A Boss!

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #9 on: 19 January, 2010, 22:24:58 pm »

Freaking Omgele man!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: STAR

Stranger: TEXAS!

You: WHERE IS YOUR UNIT

Stranger: Whiskey hotel

You: GOOD.

Stranger: i'm a runner to tell everyone else, get your ass there!

You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT

Stranger: Ramirez! Simply walk into mordor!

You: RAMIREZ! DESTROY RUSSIA WITH YOUR PISTOL

Stranger: Ramirez! Eliminate Painkiller!

You: RAMIREZ! SLAP THAT JUGGERNAUT TO DEATH

Stranger: ugh.. juggernauts...

Stranger: History is written by Ramirez.

You: RAMIREZ! GRAB THE VIP, WE'RE GOING FOR A JUMP

Stranger: Oi, Ramirez! *thump*

You: RAMIREZ! WE'RE OSCAR MIKE! LET'S GO LET'S GO

Stranger: ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!!!!!

Stranger: Ramirez! Use a care package to take it down!

You: RAMIREZ! ORDER ME A STEAK DINNER

Stranger: Dun, cover him!

You: RAMIREZ! DODGE THAT COAT CHECK AND FIND THE WAITER!

Stranger: Dont drop the soap!

You: RAMIREZ! WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO, DO IT FAST

Stranger: *bleep* Achievment Unlocked: Ramirez on a rope.

Stranger: 5 years ago I lost 30, 000 Ramirezes in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched!

You: 50,000 Ramirezes used to live here. Now, it's a ghost town.

Stranger: Never seen anything like it.

Stranger: I like to keep Ramirez for close encounters.

You: Tossing Ramirez!

Stranger: Flashbang trough Ramirez!

You: WILLIAMS IS DOWN! JACKSON, GRAB THE RAMIREZ AND FIRE ON THOSE VEHICLES

Stranger: We go forward like a Ramirez exaled from the earth, with Vasquez in our hearts and one soap in sight. We.. will... McMillian him.

You: We have a nuclear Ramirez launch! I repeat, a Ramirez is in the air!

Stranger: Code Gaz! Code Gaz!

You: If we die, and he lives, his Ramirez becomes the truth. If we live, and he dies, the Ramirez is safe

Stranger: We got one good Shephard... they got one too.

Stranger: 10 inch storjuna!

You: Ground, we are picking up a large force of 70 Ramirezes, please confirm

Stranger: Recommend using Thermal Foleys, over.

You: I don't know what to tell you guys. Sunspots? There's been heavy Ramirez activity today

Stranger: Honey Ramirez is a mean bitch, sir.

You: Command, we have a plus 100 Ramirezes detected in your sector, confirm or deny

You: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

You: Repeat, command?

You: I'M SEEING RAMIREZ JETS OVER I-95!

Stranger: Attempting to contact the nearest Griggs Hip Hop Unit in that sector, please standby.

You: Roger, this is General Foley of Hunter Two-One. Ramirez, take over the reports and rub my feet for me, I'm tired.

Stranger: Ramirez! freeze Dun's ass in the monsoon!

Stranger: Roach! Kill Ramirez!

You: Roger, do you have the ADS unit?

You: Yes sir!

You: That's one loose end tied.

You: RAMIREZ! KILL SHEPARD!

You: SAVE GHOST AND ROACH!

Stranger: That tank's about to blow! Price, help!

Stranger: Tactical Roach incoming! It's ovah!

You: Ramirez! Ten plus enemy foot mobiles confirmed, use this rubber band and a paperclip to create a deus ex machina!

You: Ramirez! Recreate the COD4 maps to make the first DLC pack!

Stranger: Ramirez! Remake Overgrown with snow!

Stranger: Dont you dare bring Countdown!

You: i'm saving this one

You have been disconnected.

I laughed..

Soul-Chicken

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #10 on: 19 January, 2010, 23:08:55 pm »
that wasnt you.
stoled from FP
mwaahahaa
i win

RockstarHilbilly

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #11 on: 19 January, 2010, 23:18:56 pm »
Quote
6:12 PM - RockstarHilbily: Well anyways, now that I saw you face... I need you to
6:12 PM - RockstarHilbily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&feature=related
6:12 PM - RockstarHilbily: ;D
6:12 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: I thought you said no homo earlier...
6:12 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Well, now I know
6:12 PM - RockstarHilbily: no homo x2
6:12 PM - RockstarHilbily: Owned
6:13 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Nah, you're a homo
6:13 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Rainbows for you
6:13 PM - RockstarHilbily: Naw
6:13 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Do they make you cry?
6:13 PM - RockstarHilbily: *sniff*
6:13 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Bwhahaha
6:13 PM - RockstarHilbily: Why do you think I like the "yes dance"
6:13 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Figures
6:14 PM - RockstarHilbily: Hmm
6:14 PM - RockstarHilbily: Well, since you know my secret...
6:14 PM - RockstarHilbily: You must DIE!
6:14 PM - RockstarHilbily: *evil laugh*
6:14 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: And how are you going to do that?
6:15 PM - RockstarHilbily: Still working on that part...
6:15 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Ah, shame
6:15 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: I already have mine planned out
6:15 PM - RockstarHilbily: LOOK BEHIND YOU!
6:15 PM - RockstarHilbily runs
6:15 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Oh don't worry, it's long range
6:15 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Rainbow gun
6:15 PM - RockstarHilbily: SHI- *pew*

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #12 on: 20 January, 2010, 06:31:52 am »
Lol'd :D

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #13 on: 25 January, 2010, 02:08:07 am »
Another late night with Thingsy :D

Quote
8:57 PM - RockstarHilbily: Oh god I just soiled myself
8:57 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Good good
8:58 PM - RockstarHilbily: This guy makes the most mentally challenged (retarded is politically incorrect) videos ever
8:58 PM - RockstarHilbily: The first few are stupid but they just get more hilarious as you watch them
8:58 PM - RockstarHilbily: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCRJxvwRGn0&NR=1
8:58 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: Nah, don't lol. I'll get addicted to youtube and I really don't want that
8:59 PM - RockstarHilbily: You KNOW you want to
8:59 PM - RockstarHilbily is a bad influence
8:59 PM - RockstarHilbily: >:D
8:59 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: lol
9:00 PM - RockstarHilbily: I think I'm gonna lol so hard an alien from the movie Alien will pop out of me
9:02 PM - RockstarHilbily: XD OH GOD IT'S TOO FUN- *pop*
9:02 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien: Hey guys! What's up?
9:02 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: lol
9:03 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien starts eating Rockstar's entrails
9:03 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: lol
9:05 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien looks at his tiny alien baby watch
9:05 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien: My word! Look at the time! I must be going.
9:05 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien puts on his Top Hat and Monocle
9:05 PM - Clyde The Baby Alien strolls off while spinning a cane
9:06 PM - [XURAS] thingshappen: lol

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Re: [EPIC] Chat Logs
« Reply #14 on: 25 January, 2010, 03:00:45 am »
[XURAS] thingshappen: lol


 


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