Welcome to bad excuse topic!
In this topic you'll ask a question for help like "I need help cleaning up", then a second person replies "I would actually help you but I'm too busy" then he add a text in font size 1 with his real excuse to decline an task like "Im scared of cleaning up".
Post 1
Help! My brother has been kidnapped by an dragon!
Post 2
I would help you, but I have to do 24 hours homework im scared of dragons
I need help with the homework, heeeelp!!
Post 3
I would help, but I have to gotta Spain because we got holiday homework is my weakness, i have to refuse
And so on...
Well, for starting this...
I need help with cleaning the toilet! Heeelp!