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druss

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Bad jokes
« on: 09 September, 2008, 12:58:05 pm »
Tell your bad jokes here...

Why can't you find asprin in the jungle?
Because the paracetamol.
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #1 on: 09 September, 2008, 15:53:14 pm »
what is something but is never there.

nothing
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Christoffer395

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #2 on: 10 September, 2008, 13:09:45 pm »
whats even with a horse and a carrot?

none of them can climb up a tree
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #3 on: 10 September, 2008, 17:43:26 pm »
what is a cat but isn't?

a dog
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Christoffer395

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #4 on: 11 September, 2008, 07:30:56 am »
how do you make a cat say 'wuff!'?

make it drink benzin til its stomach is full, then spoil some benzin on the cat, then hurl a litten tinder on it and then it says 'WUFF!'
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #5 on: 11 September, 2008, 16:14:43 pm »
oh god, just remembered this...

How can you make a dog say 'meow'?

Freeze it, saw it in half with a table saw and then it says 'MEOOOOWW'

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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #6 on: 11 September, 2008, 19:59:09 pm »
whats cube shaped, and has red all over?

A cube with red on it.
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Christoffer395

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #7 on: 11 September, 2008, 20:03:31 pm »
what does look like an apple 100% but isn't an apple

a picture of an apple
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #8 on: 11 September, 2008, 20:05:47 pm »
What has a smell but doesn't smell?

Water, (to us)
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Christoffer395

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #9 on: 11 September, 2008, 20:07:35 pm »
what is an apple + a orange?

an apple and a orange
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #10 on: 11 September, 2008, 20:10:13 pm »
Lets come up with better ones now yes?

Knock knock!
Whos there?
Knock knock!
... Whos there?
Knock knock!
... Whos there -.-?
Excuse me sir, there seemed to be a woodpecker pecking on your door.
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Christoffer395

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #11 on: 11 September, 2008, 20:12:51 pm »
what happens when an unstopable force meets an unmoveable object?

the heavy's ubercharge runs out
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #12 on: 11 September, 2008, 22:19:16 pm »
That made me lol! Not a bad joke!
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banner_man91

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #13 on: 17 October, 2008, 00:31:36 am »
what do u call a deer with no eyes?

No idea?
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PX1K

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #14 on: 17 October, 2008, 00:42:23 am »
knock knock
whos there
abump
abump who?
abump tehthread
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