Omegle

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http://omegle.com/

This site can create so much randomness it's unbelievable. Basically you get connected with a random person and you have a chat with them. Sometimes the conversations are intellectual, and some are just plain random. Post yours here.

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Stranger: I'm gay.
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[Dotmister]

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You: Hi
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Great conversation there.

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Stranger: hi there!
You: Hey!
You: how you doing?
Stranger: want to have a decend conversation ?
Stranger: good and you
You: yeah not too bad
You: this is the most random website ever :3
Stranger: yes it is.. its fun !
You: hah yeah
Stranger: i just talked with the creator of this website
You: hah, fair play
Stranger: at least that's what he said ;)
You: yeah, true
Stranger: he asked me about it
Stranger: about disturbing brazillian people
You: er lol
Stranger: and there are alot :p
You: Haha
Stranger: i pointed out that i found it on a populair dutch site
Stranger: we was quit happy!
You: A friend of mine sent me the link, he found it on some game forum I think
Stranger: cool
You: Pretty funny how popular this is, when it's very simple
Stranger: maybe it will be a hype or something,, it is very new
You: depends really
Stranger: explain :)
You: It's pretty new
You: so the popularity is quite expected
You: but there's only so many people on the internet who like spending time talking to people they don't know :p
Stranger: yes that is true.. but with this site you can switch to someone else any time
Stranger: :)
You: hah, or just load up another tab
Stranger: hey good idea !
You: what browser you using?
Stranger: IE
Stranger: i got tabs ;)
You: yeah ;p
You: 8 or 7?
Stranger: just a sec
Stranger: i think i have the latest version.. but i'm not sure
Stranger: with Vista it automatically updates i gues
You: dunno, IE 8 has only been out at most 2 weeks
You: Vista / windows 7 probably won't have pushed it as an update yet
You: I'm using google chrome, tis awesome
Stranger: is it a browser ?
You: I used to have IE, but I got irritated when random software just used to install plugins that made it slow
You: yeah
You: er [url=http://www.google.com/chrome/index.html?hl=en-GB&brand=CHMB&utm_campaign=en_gb&utm_source=en_gb-ha-emea-uk-sk&utm_medium=ha]http://www.google.com/chrome/index.html?hl=en-GB&brand=CHMB&utm_campaign=en_gb&utm_source=en_gb-ha-emea-uk-sk&utm_medium=ha[/url]
Stranger: i'll check it out
You: or just search on google
Stranger: in a new tab ;)
You: probably quicker then copying that
You: yeah, good idea
Stranger: its installing already
Stranger: hope it won't quit this one
You: nah it won't
Stranger: were ur from
You: South England
You: you?
Stranger: near london ?
You: sort of
Stranger: From Netherlands
You: farm country.
You: Ah, nice I've been there a few times
Stranger: how was it ?
Stranger: did you went to amsterdam ?
You: good, very nice country :)
You: yeah, for a day, we stayed on the er island in the north
You: Can't remember the name of it right now, but there you go
Stranger: i installed the google browser btw
Stranger: its faster then IE O.o
You: yeah, way faster
Stranger: thank you stranger! :p
You: No problem :)
You: It's also a lot safer from hackers, so you know
Stranger: oke.. i believe it :p
Stranger: do you play WOW ?
Stranger: alot of english do
You: Nah, I avoid it to save my life
You: literally
Stranger: good thing ;)
You: I don't know anybody personally, but I've heard of plenty who really lose their minds playing it
Stranger: i see my sister playing it alot
Stranger: she even went to england to meet some players
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have played it b4
You: teh, seems a bit of a silly idea really
You: Even if you like them, what do you do with people you meet online?
Stranger: but then i got a girlfrend and i quit in one day
You: Go to an internet cafe and play more WoW?
You: yeah, that's a much better way to spend your time :)
Stranger: indeed ;)
Stranger: much better for my condition ^^
You: yeaah
Stranger: well it was nice to talk.. i gtg.. its 0:35 here i have to get op @ 6:00
You: Ah, good night :)
Stranger: have a nice live :p
You: and you
Stranger: later
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Gasp, a real conversation!

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Stranger: hey
You: Hiya
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm good thanks, you?
Stranger: good, where are you from
You: UK
You: you?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: US
You: male
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Someone's a paedophile

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You: Oh noes
Stranger: Are you a cop?
You: Yes
Stranger: HOLY SHIT LOOK OVER THERE!
You: Where?
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Damnit, he tricked me.

[PX1K]

That LOOK trick doesn't work

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You: Chickens have wings
Stranger: Hi stranger
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: cool :D
You: no
Stranger: from?
You: The UK
Stranger: I'm from Iraq
You: HOLY CRAP! LOOK OVER THERE!
Stranger: I pretend make terrorism
You: LOOK!
Stranger: I'm looking for
You: LOOOOK!
Stranger: I'm kill you
You: I'm die
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You: hi!
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You: I am opposite man, I will opposite you!
Stranger: hellO!
You: GOODBYe?
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[Dotmister]

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: ..ish
You: life being a bitch?
Stranger: yep
You: fair enough, guess
Stranger: cant find any good porn sites
You: I guess*
Stranger: sigh
You: Oh how I'm not suprised. lol
Stranger: lolz
You: Seems it's the only thing most people here want, lol
Stranger: yep
Stranger: that and child porn
Stranger: and sex
You: thats about it from most of the people I've talked to lol
You: and most people aren't getting any of the latter
Stranger: lol
Stranger: g2g
You: Anyway, good luck on your mission to find more porn or whatever.

Pretty typical conversation there lol

[thingshappen]

Yeah, I found the most interesting one I've ever had... pretty much anywhere.

It all started when we said Hi at pretty much exactly the same time, hence the Touché.

I'm sure Nad would feel right at home here.

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Touche good sir
You: Rather.
Stranger: *Contemtous smirk*
You: *Laughs quite a bit*
Stranger: *Drops monocle into tea*
You: Oh foo, would you look at that. Here, take my spare.
Stranger: Why thank you, I'm afraid I haven't caught your name, my dear
You: My name... my name is Sir Ronnald of Hanberry
Stranger: Ahh, an absolute pleasue, Sir Ronnald
You: And yours sir?
Stranger: I am Duke Ensignton III
You: Oh, a third. I've never met someone with the third generation of name before. Rather interesting I may add.
Stranger: Why thank you, I assure you the interest is all mine. The last few... hmmm... *denizens* I've met have been rather...
Stranger: peasant....
You: Yes, that is the general intention of this Website though.
You: Rather... basic communication.
Stranger: I see, but I question, what is the ratio of the populace that is so utterly vuglar?
Stranger: Mmmmyes
You: My guess would be somewhere in the region of 90 percent of this website.
Stranger: Agreed, I daresay, you may be the first cultured man I've come across!
You: That be true my side too. All the previous talks have been based around rather informal chatting methods/
You: Oh I correct, I meant to add a .
Stranger: No worries, I can understand a few grammatical errors *arrogant smile*
You: *awkward chuckle*
Stranger: So, how goes things in your corner of the world, Sir Ronnald?
You: Things are going good. I've made more progress towards a steam powered computing device. It's working rather spiffingly.
Stranger: Absurd!
You: And you?
Stranger: Everybody knows that steam power will falter to this thing called 'electricity'!
Stranger: It can bring the dead to life!
You: What is this Electricity you're speaking of.
Stranger: Why, it is my work to find more of this amazing element
You: What is it's purpose that can rival the Steam devices of today?
Stranger: Admittantly, applications are rather far off.
You: Shame, that.
Stranger: But we have had some success in the field of alchemy!
You: Oh, excellent.
Stranger: If you siphon this electricity across a special metal, it glows into a glorious beam of light! My guess it will be used to pull back the curtain of stars across the sky!
You: Oh excellent, may this be something to rival the candlelight?
Stranger: Oh dear, no
You: Thank god, I was thinking I would have to change all my fittings.
Stranger: Agreed, we musn't allow the labour-doers access to this amazing element
You: Yes, incredibly true. If they get ahold of this, who knows what could happen.
Stranger: Indeed, they may even use it to try to gain power of themselves! Oh, I kid myself sometimes; a government ruled by commoners? How absurd!
You: *opens mouth, drops monocle* What an absurd suggestion.
You: This must be prevented.
Stranger: Yes, but what shall we tell them when they see our chariots of light-rays? They will grow curious as we use it more and more often...
You: Their small minds would never be able to grasp the concept of this 'electricity' and light-rays, so even if we do show them, they will still gain no understanding of this idea.
Stranger: That is true. So tell me, what advances have you made in your craft?
You: My computing device can now add two single digit numbers together with an incredibly amazing speed of just under one whole hour.
You: Eventually, I am going to get it to compute more than one single digit and move on to multiple digits, this new way forward will bring amazing speed and precision to long tasks of working calculus manually.
Stranger: Amazing!
Stranger: Steam shall be our worker and electriciy will become our servant!
You: Yes!
You: I must inquire though, how are you intending to generate this 'electricity'?
Stranger: Ahhh, a common question among the educated towards my field
Stranger: We have harnessed the power of motion, by riding a special bike, for a few days, enough electricity can be made to light up that special metal for over three seconds!
You: Amazing!
You: Utterly amazing!
Stranger: The hard part is containing the precious material
Stranger: Our servants' bodies simply couldn't handle the power coursing through their system
Stranger: We believe their minds imploded from learning all the knowledge in the universe
You: You see, I've had some thoughts on this myself, with my devices. What about if you contained a metal in a high concentration of gas inside a glass container.
Stranger: Intriguing, do go on...
You: I was thinking, gasses, although some rather volatile to the air around could be contained within a glass tube with the metal, allowing this metal to burn more efficiently.
Stranger: You may be onto something! But what shall be the gas? Surely a gas that can catch fire would be optimal, as it would light the most efficiently?
You: Yes, very true.
Stranger: I shall get to this right ho! You may very well be onto something
You: We have still yet to find many of the gasses. We are collecting them together for what we call a 'Periodic Table of Elements'
Stranger: Astounding! A table of the elements!? How utterly perfect!
You: Although we have only found 12 elements so far, we are still discovering more by the month.
Stranger: Forgive my intrusion, but tell me of them! My curiosity cannot be contained!
You: We have grouped many main elements we have found into certain groups, such as alkali metals, halogens and such. We can then organise these onto a table.
You: This table can then be used to find more elements.
Stranger: Oh fie! Forgive my language, but I must be off...
Stranger: It was an absolute pleasure to speak with you Sir Ronnald
You: Yes, the same to you Duke Ensignton III
You: A rather intellectual chat we have had here.
Stranger: Indeed
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Stranger: brasileiro?
You: Nope
You: Well this didn't go very far very fast.
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You: Hi
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You: So...
Stranger: hows things
You: Good, you?
You: *falls asleep*
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[Dotmister]

oh man, that's fucking funny

[Donkie]

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Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Who're you?
You: Im your momma
Stranger: I don't think you are
Stranger: My mother would never call herself 'momma'
Stranger: Guess where I'm from
You: niggerland?
Stranger: Nah
You: Damn
Stranger: there aren't ANY niggers where I live
You: orly?
Stranger: which is a shame
Stranger: because black girls are fun
You: :( I am a nigger
Stranger: That's ok
You: NO
Stranger: I'm a faggot
You: And i am a priest
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: my best friend is a priest
You: My father is also a priest
You: I like afkhadfhklfgh
Stranger: Does being called a nigger piss you off? Being called a faggot doesn't piss me off
You: Well you are a faggot so -.-
Stranger: well... ditto!
Stranger: You're American, right?
You: Ditto here and ditto there, you are a faggot and i am a nigger
You: yeas
You: i like hamburgers
Stranger: Yeah - everyone likes hamburgers
Stranger: even vegetarians
Stranger: they just won't admit it
You: well, i dont
Stranger: Of course you do
You: NO
Stranger: you just don't know it yet
Stranger: haha
You: I FUCKING HATE HAMBURGERS
Stranger: you should come to Australia
You: ITS HORSE FOOD
Stranger: nobody eats hamburgers here
You: where do you live?
Stranger: kids in australia eat pies like americans eat hamburgers
Stranger: Sydney
You: me too
You: what street?
Stranger: Hah
Stranger: bullshit
You: not cowshit then?
Stranger: I reckon you're from Arizona
You: LOL
You: Far away...
Stranger: erm
You: I
You: Like
Stranger: give me a clue
You: SPAm
You: erm
You: a clue you say -.-
You: we got Å, Ä and Ö
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Sao Paulo?
You: no ^^
Stranger: Or Else..
Stranger: no
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: You're from Finland
You: Almost
Stranger: well that was a pretty good damn guess
Stranger: so you're not a nigger priest, then
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that's ok
You: west of finland
Stranger: I'm rubbish with Geography
You: fun
You: I like poop
You: Dont you?
You: ANSWER ME
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Actually, i thought it were a bot i talked with at the beginning

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You: Boo
Stranger: Hoo?
You: Moo
Stranger: goo
You: Loo
Stranger: shoo
You: Poo
Stranger: Doo
You: Yoo
Stranger: Roo
You: Floo
Stranger: Woo
You: Noo
Stranger: (is there going to be talking at any point?) SOO
You: Probably not. Zoo
Stranger: KOO
Stranger: i win
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You: Waiiit

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You: Buh?
Stranger: e ae br?
You: Uh oh
You: Not a great start
Stranger: some blogspot site.
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You: Hi
Stranger: JASPER
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Stranger: Hi, I'm Britney Spears!
You: Oh noes
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You: Ohai
Stranger: You get one wish
Stranger: You cannot wish for more wishes
Stranger: What say ye?
You: Hmmm... ok
You: I say... I wish for... errr....
You: Me to press Disconnect
You: Please
Stranger: Your wish is granted
You: Yay!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Yay, activity.
Stranger: This is grammar chat.
You: Yep.
Stranger: No errors here.
You: Nope.
Stranger: I concur.
You: I see.
Stranger: Yes.
You: True.
Stranger: Yup.
You: Aha.
Stranger: Mmm.
You: Hmmm.
Stranger: This is getting us nowhere.
You: Yeah, it isn't.
Stranger: I'm stumped.

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You: lol
Stranger: awesome
You: Very
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You: *plays loud noises*
Stranger: LOL
You: Very
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You: Hai
You: Say hi!
Stranger: no
You: Fuck you.
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You: Hey
Stranger: where are you from
You: Your mum
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You: You ok?
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You: Good
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: Fine thanks.
Stranger: how can i be sure your not a bot ?!
You: You can't.
Stranger: ok so you are one xD
You: Affirmative.
Stranger: so
Stranger: SUCK MY BALL
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Stranger: The Game.
You: You lost it.
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Stranger: knoc knock
You: Whoshtere
Stranger: it is me
Stranger:
You: NO WAY
You: U Got ME!
You: good Joke
Stranger: lol
Stranger:
You: :d
Stranger: how are you?
You: AWESOME
You: U?
Stranger: tired
You: lol
Stranger: just come from work travel
You: My dog isrolling around
You: Lol
You: Srsly he is
You: Work Travel eh?
You: Whats ur job?
Stranger: i was on the way for 8 hour
Stranger: erm
Stranger: i am technical support in Leica geosystems
You: Cool
Stranger: what about you?
You: Im a Student
You: Found this link about 5 mins ago
Stranger: lol really
You: Yerp
Stranger: i am not old to
Stranger:
Stranger: i like that
Stranger:
Stranger: it is different way to talk to ppl
Stranger:
You: Lol
You: it r
You: watching Dragon's den
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age?
You: Why?
You: u 1st
Stranger: 24
You: 99
You: lol
You: and a half
You: 16
You: in a week
You: Dont tell the Pedoes tho
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok i dont
Stranger: f or m?
You: Both
You: OMG LOOK BEHIND U!
You: SRSLY
You: HOLY CRAP
You: LOOK
You: SRSLY LOOK
You: OH MY GOD!
You: ITS GONNA GET U
You: LOOOOOK!
Stranger: i am looking
Stranger: what
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[Nadanova]

Yeah, I found the most interesting one I've ever had... pretty much anywhere.

It all started when we said Hi at pretty much exactly the same time, hence the Touché.

I'm sure Nad would feel right at home here.

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Touche good sir
You: Rather.
Stranger: *Contemtous smirk*
You: *Laughs quite a bit*
Stranger: *Drops monocle into tea*
You: Oh foo, would you look at that. Here, take my spare.
Stranger: Why thank you, I'm afraid I haven't caught your name, my dear
You: My name... my name is Sir Ronnald of Hanberry
Stranger: Ahh, an absolute pleasue, Sir Ronnald
You: And yours sir?
Stranger: I am Duke Ensignton III
You: Oh, a third. I've never met someone with the third generation of name before. Rather interesting I may add.
Stranger: Why thank you, I assure you the interest is all mine. The last few... hmmm... *denizens* I've met have been rather...
Stranger: peasant....
You: Yes, that is the general intention of this Website though.
You: Rather... basic communication.
Stranger: I see, but I question, what is the ratio of the populace that is so utterly vuglar?
Stranger: Mmmmyes
You: My guess would be somewhere in the region of 90 percent of this website.
Stranger: Agreed, I daresay, you may be the first cultured man I've come across!
You: That be true my side too. All the previous talks have been based around rather informal chatting methods/
You: Oh I correct, I meant to add a .
Stranger: No worries, I can understand a few grammatical errors *arrogant smile*
You: *awkward chuckle*
Stranger: So, how goes things in your corner of the world, Sir Ronnald?
You: Things are going good. I've made more progress towards a steam powered computing device. It's working rather spiffingly.
Stranger: Absurd!
You: And you?
Stranger: Everybody knows that steam power will falter to this thing called 'electricity'!
Stranger: It can bring the dead to life!
You: What is this Electricity you're speaking of.
Stranger: Why, it is my work to find more of this amazing element
You: What is it's purpose that can rival the Steam devices of today?
Stranger: Admittantly, applications are rather far off.
You: Shame, that.
Stranger: But we have had some success in the field of alchemy!
You: Oh, excellent.
Stranger: If you siphon this electricity across a special metal, it glows into a glorious beam of light! My guess it will be used to pull back the curtain of stars across the sky!
You: Oh excellent, may this be something to rival the candlelight?
Stranger: Oh dear, no
You: Thank god, I was thinking I would have to change all my fittings.
Stranger: Agreed, we musn't allow the labour-doers access to this amazing element
You: Yes, incredibly true. If they get ahold of this, who knows what could happen.
Stranger: Indeed, they may even use it to try to gain power of themselves! Oh, I kid myself sometimes; a government ruled by commoners? How absurd!
You: *opens mouth, drops monocle* What an absurd suggestion.
You: This must be prevented.
Stranger: Yes, but what shall we tell them when they see our chariots of light-rays? They will grow curious as we use it more and more often...
You: Their small minds would never be able to grasp the concept of this 'electricity' and light-rays, so even if we do show them, they will still gain no understanding of this idea.
Stranger: That is true. So tell me, what advances have you made in your craft?
You: My computing device can now add two single digit numbers together with an incredibly amazing speed of just under one whole hour.
You: Eventually, I am going to get it to compute more than one single digit and move on to multiple digits, this new way forward will bring amazing speed and precision to long tasks of working calculus manually.
Stranger: Amazing!
Stranger: Steam shall be our worker and electriciy will become our servant!
You: Yes!
You: I must inquire though, how are you intending to generate this 'electricity'?
Stranger: Ahhh, a common question among the educated towards my field
Stranger: We have harnessed the power of motion, by riding a special bike, for a few days, enough electricity can be made to light up that special metal for over three seconds!
You: Amazing!
You: Utterly amazing!
Stranger: The hard part is containing the precious material
Stranger: Our servants' bodies simply couldn't handle the power coursing through their system
Stranger: We believe their minds imploded from learning all the knowledge in the universe
You: You see, I've had some thoughts on this myself, with my devices. What about if you contained a metal in a high concentration of gas inside a glass container.
Stranger: Intriguing, do go on...
You: I was thinking, gasses, although some rather volatile to the air around could be contained within a glass tube with the metal, allowing this metal to burn more efficiently.
Stranger: You may be onto something! But what shall be the gas? Surely a gas that can catch fire would be optimal, as it would light the most efficiently?
You: Yes, very true.
Stranger: I shall get to this right ho! You may very well be onto something
You: We have still yet to find many of the gasses. We are collecting them together for what we call a 'Periodic Table of Elements'
Stranger: Astounding! A table of the elements!? How utterly perfect!
You: Although we have only found 12 elements so far, we are still discovering more by the month.
Stranger: Forgive my intrusion, but tell me of them! My curiosity cannot be contained!
You: We have grouped many main elements we have found into certain groups, such as alkali metals, halogens and such. We can then organise these onto a table.
You: This table can then be used to find more elements.
Stranger: Oh fie! Forgive my language, but I must be off...
Stranger: It was an absolute pleasure to speak with you Sir Ronnald
You: Yes, the same to you Duke Ensignton III
You: A rather intellectual chat we have had here.
Stranger: Indeed
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Crikey i see what you mean... I would like it! if the site worked 

[Nadanova]

hah... sorted... now for my random 1st convo.

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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: boring :D
You: indded :p
You: christ can't spell today
You: how goes life then?
Stranger: ill :D
You: ah
You: any particular breed of ill or just the generic umbrella ill?
Stranger: I'm not sure how it calls in english
You: hmm
You: a cold?
Stranger: Something like Bronchitis ?
You: nasty
Stranger: yea
You: I had bronchitis once
You: bloody horrible month or so that was
Stranger: cought blood and matter
You: sure it isn't the plague my good man?
You: hehe
Stranger: hope not :D but that 'plaque' isnt so hard
You: *snigger*
Stranger: a normal flu is harder
You: as they all say over here... sasquatch
Stranger: haha :D
Stranger: from where are u?
You: a general term for... "oh dear you appear to be ill, how is the weather good sir?"
You: UK
You: yourself?
Stranger: germany
You: ah
You: I have a couple of german friends
Stranger: :)
Stranger: damn it, got to go back to work, bye
You: bye then supposedly ill person :)
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[Soul-Chicken]

Epic Bump, went back on after i saw the Ramirez game on FP

Stranger: hola
You: hola
Stranger: como estas
You: si seniorr
Stranger: como?
You: si senior
Stranger: si?
You: NEIN NEIN NEIN

[Sona]

I never get to troll

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi n00b
Stranger: Hey! how you doing?
You: Good n00b
You: you n00b ?
Stranger: im sorry but how old r u again ?
You: 5
Stranger: I'm actually at home right now what are you doing?
You: Dude your not gonna get a serious chat here lol
Stranger: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol
You: Im trying to troll D:
Stranger: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely...
You: -.-
Stranger: ok just go to *fake url or some shit* and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams
You: Fuck off
You: D:
Stranger: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok...
You: Yo, im not gonna do it, useless to type this shit
Stranger: lol will do, nice talking with ya
Stranger: what's wrong?
You have disconnected.